Tour de France

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

We like to format our final review in a cute representation of the race, from Tete la Course to the Peleton to Abandons.  We’re going with Jason’s rankings, but I’ll comment where I would move teams.  Last year I moved them to my rankings, so it’s only fair that Jason gets final say this year. 

Under each team is their top GC rider and their rank if team time was calculated by adding the top FIVE finishers.  It’s my own ranking, but gives more value to team depth.  We do the same with the points title and the polka dots, first listing the team leader and their placement and score, followed by the team’s combined points and where that ranks in the field.  It’s a cheap tool, but it gives us an idea of how each team did.  Feel free to disregard it. 

 
Tete de la course

USPS:
6 stage wins,  WON yellow jersey
GC: Armstrong (1, 0:00)/ 1st – -2:34:24
PTS: Armstrong (8, 143)/ 10th – 203
DOTS: Armstrong (2, 172)/ 2nd – 330

JASON: I’m tempted to remove the other teams from Tete de la course because USPS belong in a class of their own. They control the peloton with an iron grip whenever they want—on the cobblestones, or in the mountains. The domestiques made attacks in the mountains unlikely, and they chased down the few that did get away. Four Posties finished in the top 30; all nine finished the Tour. Even the last man finished 80th.  Best rider, best strategy, best manager, best team.

STEPHEN: Actually, I included one other team in my Tete, and that was T-Mobile, but your point is valid.  Not only did they take home the yellow, they controlled the peleton on virtually every stage.  If there was a breakaway, it was the Posties who decided whether the peleton would chase it down.  They set the pace even in stages they didn’t try and win.  Just remarkable dominance.

Telekom (T-Mobile):
Best team time, 2nd & 4th in GC.
GC: Kloden (2, -6:19)/ 2nd - -4:27:33
PTS: Zabel  (3, 245)/ 1st – 524
DOTS: Ullrich (6, 115)/ 3rd - 292

JASON: For a team that didn’t get a stage win, they were great. They won the team time because Ullrich, Kloden, and Guerini were great in the mountains. They even wore the white jersey for a day, and Zabel was third in the green jersey competition. They did all this with Vinokourov watching the Tour on TV.

STEPHEN: Zabel finished in third in the points competition without ever winning a contested sprint.  That’s how good Telekom is at supporting their sprinter.  They had two riders in the top five, three in the top 25, four in the top 50, and eight in the top 75.  That’s how deep they are in the GC.   They had two riders finish in the top 10 in climbing, and they scored the third most climbing points as team.  Simply put, Telekom is the only team that does everything at the very highest level.

Quick Step:
4 stage wins, polka dot jersey.
GC: Virenque (15, -28:11)/ 5th - -6:09:53
PTS: Boonen (6, 163)/ 8th- 284
DOTS: Virenque (1, 226)/ 1st- 337

JASON: They owned the polka dot jersey from start to finish. Three different riders won stages: Virenque in the mountains; Boonen in 2 sprints; Mercado on a long breakaway. They were fifth on team time. Despite the fact that no one tries to challenge Virenque for the dots and we take every opportunity to disrespect him, this team was good in all facets.

STEPHEN: The poor man’s Telekom.  However, they did something the boys in pink couldn’t muster, and that’s taking home some hardware.  If they can hold this team together, we are looking at one of the new powerhouses of cycling.  They still lack a real GC contender, but Rogers did finish 22nd, a pretty good Tour for a young guy. 
 
CSC:

1stage win, 3rd place GC, 3rd in team time
GC: Basso (3, -6:40)/ 4th- -4:42:49
PTS: Basso (15, 78)/ 9th- 206
DOTS: Basso (4, 119)/ 4th- 240

JASON: Basso was a great addition to this team. If they and he get just a bit stronger, we’re looking at a Tour winner here. They’ve got great talent all over with Sastre, Voigt, and Piil. Let’s give Bobby Julich a pat on the back for a nice come-back Tour.

STEPHEN: The poor man’s US Postal.  They found a team captain, and that’s a huge, huge deal.  Sastre is about as good as a domestique you’ll find.  Julich has really rebounded, and Piil was a complete maniac.  CSC’s already a powerhouse, but the future is very bright.

Parsuviants:
 
Brioches La Boulangere:
10 days in yellow, 14 days in white.
GC: Voeckler (18, 31:12)/ 10th- -7:33:45
PTS: Pineau (14, 79)/ 13th- 169
DOTS: Chavanel (15, 53)/ 8th- 83

JASON: I want to bump them up to Tete de la course, but my problem is they never won anything. No stage wins, and they lost both jerseys. Superb effort, though. They were much better than we expected. I’d say the future looks bright because they had 3 riders in the top 30, and all of them were eligible for the white jersey, but their sponsor pulled out, so the team might get scattered about. Good news for everyone else.

STEPHEN: I agree.  As impressive as they were, let’s not get carried away.  They didn’t win anything.  Had, say, CSC, performed like this we’d be all over them with harsh criticism.  It’s an expectations game.  And really, is this a sign of things to come, or just a one year fluke?  Is Voeckler going to be a yellow jersey contender?  Chavanel?  Pineau?  I highly doubt it.  They’ll be nice pickups for somebody, but let’s not think they’ll be the future of French cycling.

Fassa Bortolo:
3 stage wins, 1 day in yellow, white, and green.
GC: Gonzalez (45, -1:17:23)/ 17th- -10:34:56
PTS: Kirchen (16, 78)/ 7th- 288
DOTS: Flecha (26, 21)/ 16th- 32

JASON: The jerseys were all worn by Cancellara, who won the prologue. Aitor Gonzalez and Filippo Pozatto each won a stage. It shows what an elite team can do even when they don’t give their best shot. Cancellara were both young punks in their first Tour, so Fassa has reason to be happy with the young talent.

STEPHEN: They won three stages, which is nice, but they were completely non-competitive for any jersey.  Forget about not winning anything, they weren’t even close.  They lost the yellow by over an hour and both the points competitions by about 200.  Three stage wins is supposed to make up for that?  I have them down in the peleton. 

Banesto (Illes Balears):
White jersey, two riders in top 15
GC: Mancebo (6, -18:01)/ 6th- -6:27:20
PTS: Mancebo (13, 86)/ 15th- 130
DOTS: Mancebo (8, 77)/ 7th- 114

JASON: Mancebo led them in 6th, and that’s after falling apart in the last week. Karpets won the white jersey. They were active in a few breakaways, though they never panned out. Imagine how well they would have done with Denis Menchov.

STEPHEN: Mancebo really carried this team.  Karpets came out of nowhere to get them on the final podium, so I feel obligated to agree with your ranking.  You win a jersey, you merit a bump up.  A solid, unspectacular Tour, but they go home with some fabulous parting gifts.

Peloton:
 
Credit Agricole:
1 stage win, one day in yellow, two days in green
GC: Moreau (12, -24:36)/ 8th- -7:25:57
PTS: Hushovd (2, 247)/ 3rd- 357
DOTS: Moreau (5, 115)/ 6th- 124

JASON: They did well to focus on Thor Hushovd. He picked up the stage win and the jerseys. He ended up second to McEwen in the race for the green jersey. His team really did a good job in support with lead outs and chasing down breakaways. Oh, Christophe Moreau did another respectable ride. Maybe he should get serious about riding for the King of the Mountains—it would be good to see some competition in that again. His problem is that he’s pretty weak as a climber.

STEPHEN: Well, that hasn’t stopped Virenque.  Hushovd is an absolute stud, and all things being equal, I think he’s better than McEwen.  Unfortunately, things are not equal, Lotto’s a better team and that’s the difference. 

Phonak:
3 riders in top 30
GC: Pereiro Sio (10, -22:54)/ 3rd- -4:35:47
PTS: Pereiro Sio (28, 46)/ 16th- 126
DOTS: Gonzalez (22, 31)/ 13th- 47

JASON: When Tyler Hamilton went down it was a disaster, but this team’s talent was there under the radar. They come away with no hardware, but Santos Gonzalez, Oscar Pereiro, Jose Gutierrez, and Oscar Sevilla are a solid team. If they can ride this well with their captain out, imagine what they can do with their best incentive in the race.

STEPHEN: They rode well without their leader, but they were completely non-competitive in the secondary classifications.  A top ten salvages some for this Tour, and they still win the ballsiest move of the Tour during the TTT.  A nice debut, and they should be a real force next year.

Rabobank: 
2 riders in top 15
GC: Leipheimer (9, -20:12)/ 7th- -7:25:20
PTS: Leipheimer (29, 45)/ 12th- 181
DOTS: Rasmussen (3, 119)/ 5th- 158

JASON: Without any hardware, it’s tough to put them in the peloton, but I can’t see sending them to the Autobus because Leipheimer and Rasmussen did so well.  Leipheimer continues to hang with the elite, though it doesn’t appear that he’ll ever be aggressive enough to win. Michael Rasmussen had a great first Tour. He’s got to decide if he wants to go for stage wins and the polka dot jersey, or if he thinks he can try to be one of the contenders.

STEPHEN: What a deep team.  Outside of Postal, they were the only team to finish all nine riders and five of them were in the top 100.  Five riders scored more than 20 sprinting points, and six total riders got climbing points.  They are just a deep, solid team. 

AG2r:
2 stage wins
GC: Goubert (20, -37:11)/ 12th- -8:01:24
PTS: Nazon (7, 146)/ 6th- 308
DOTS: Brochard (27, 20)/ 17th- 28

JASON: And can you believe they had two top 30 finishers? Kirsipuu and Nazon delivered the stage wins while Stephan Goubert and Laurent Brochard made the top 30. I was critical of them in the preview, but they responded pretty well.

STEPHEN: This is about as good of a Tour as they could ever expect.  They even scored two top tens in the Green Jersey classification.  It’s like they took your advice and decided on an identity.  They even seemed organized at times, they really could win somebody a green jersey.

Lotto:
2 stage wins, green jersey, 1 day in yellow
GC: Merckx (21, -39:54)/ 16th- -10:10:40
PTS: McEwen (1, 272)/ 5th- 320
DOTS: Merckx (10, 65)/ 9th- 70

JASON: I’m tempted to put them in the Autobus, but Robbie McEwen once again did enough to salvage his team. McEwen is great, Merckx and Verbrugghe have their brief moments, and the rest of the team is anonymous.

STEPHEN: So you put Fassa in the Parsouivants despite competing for nothing, but you want to relegate Lotto because they won a Green Jersey and two stages?  Lotto came here with one goal: win McEwen the green.  Mission accomplished.  Give ‘em credit.  You’re just mad because Merckx is a big baby.

Autobus

Gerolsteiner:
1 top 10 finish
GC: Totschnig (7, -18:27)/ 14th- -9:54:42
PTS: Hondo (5, 227)/ 4th- 227
DOTS: Totschnig (16, 53)/ 10th- 65

JASON: The good news is that they did better than last year. Totschnig had another great race, finishing 7th, but their next best finisher was 53rd. Danilo Hondo was pretty good in the sprinter’s competition, but never won a stage and wasn’t really in contention after the first week.

STEPHEN: Wow, you’re a tough crowd.  Autobus for a team with a top ten finish and a top five sprinter?  Sure, they aren’t world beaters, but isn’t that what the peleton is?  A solid team?  I think you’re confusing the mediocre with the bad.
 
Cofidis:
2 stage wins, 2 days in green
GC: Moncoutie (34, -1:04:37)/ 19th- -11:23:31
PTS: O’Grady (4, 234)/ 2nd- 385
DOTS: Moncoutie (20, 36)/ 12th- 51

JASON: Two stage wins is great. O’Grady and Moncoutie both did well on their breakaways. But as a team, they were really weak. Only one man from their team finished in the top 60. I guess if you’re not a good team, you need to save everything for one day.

STEPHEN: See, Cofidis was clearly worse than Gerolsteiner.  When the team sprinter finishes second in the GC on your team, you probably had a lousy Tour. Even O’Grady’s fourth was pretty weak.  They had zero riders within an hour of the front, only two within two, and four within three.  They got smoked.

Saeco:
1 top 20 finish
GC: Simoni (17, -29:00)/ 9th- -7:26:00
PTS: Simoni (63, 19)/ 21st- 30
DOTS: Simoni (11, 64)/ 11th- 64

JASON: No hardware at all, but I’m putting them in the Autobus because they don’t deserve to be with the chumps at the bottom of the barrel. They didn’t do much at all to distinguish themselves, but they rode to the finish line without doing anything genuinely bad.

STEPHEN: It’s one thing to put all your eggs in one basket and ride for one man.  Plenty of teams do that, but when the one man finishes in 17th, that’s bad.  It’s not so much that this team sucks, it’s just that the strategy is so remarkably dumb that it makes my head hurt.  Look, things went well and they still were a total non-factor.  I’m putting them in the Abandons just for stupidity.  Pick a strategy.

Abandon
 
Euskaltel:
GC: Camano (26, -47:14)/ 11th- -7:47:47
PTS: Landaluze (22, 50)/ 14th- 134
DOTS: Martinez (33, 14)/ 18th- 22

JASON: The good news is that Iker Camano was 26th in his first Tour. Aside from that, it was a total disaster. Mayo had the energy of a corpse. Zubeldia abandoned even before Mayo. The team was inept—think of the failure to catch the peloton off of the cobblestones, the blown breakaways. Come on…Landaluze’s breakaway was caught 10 meters from the line. A nightmare.

STEPHEN: A total and unmitigated disaster of a Tour.  Let’s put it like this, a team that specializes in climbing only earned 22 mountain points as a team.  22 points would make them 27th as an individual.  It started bad and only got worse.

 
RAGT:
GC: Calzati (71, -2:09:34)/ 20th- -13:48:23
PTS: Calzati (52, 28)/ 20th- 32
DOTS: Martin (21, 33)/ 14th- 38

JASON: I’m not going to be too hard on them because this was their first Tour, and they really were in over their heads. Ludovic Martin did us a favor by being in a breakaway so we could see what their uniforms look like. But their best rider was 71st, and the team was dead last—6 hours behind Telekom and over an hour behind the second to last team. Yeah, they were in over their heads.

STEPHEN: Hey, by ranking the top five, they nose ahead of Domina!  It’s nice that you’re being generous because I’m not.  They had no business getting an invite and did nothing over the last three weeks to change my opinion.  Their bid was joke, the team is a joke, and their uniforms are a joke.  And not a good joke, more like a joke told by Carrot Top. 

FDJeux:
1 top 20 finish
GC: Casar (16, -28:53)/ 15th- -9:55:30
PTS: Cooke (12, 95)/ 11th- 202
DOTS: Casar (54, 3)/ 21st- 7

JASON: Last year everything went their way, but nothing went right in 2004. Brad McGee didn’t make a peep in defending his green jersey. Aside from Sandy Casar’s second place in the young rider classification, they had nothing to be happy about.

STEPHEN: Shield your eyes.  SEVEN climbing points?  SEVEN?!  47 riders managed to earn that many, what are the odds none were on FDJ?  And what the hell happened to Baden Cooke?  Casar had a nice Tour, so I’m tempted to bump them to the Autobus, but he does not make up for the overwhelming crappiness around him.

Liberty:
GC: Gonzalez Galdeano (44, -1:16:45)/ 13th- -9:32:16
PTS: Davis (17, 67)/ 19th- 85
DOTS: Vandevelde (43, 8)/ 20th- 11

JASON: Can you believe this is the old ONCE team? They were awful. Heras was terrible in the mountains and abandoned the Tour. Their only highlight was a very late attack by Christian VandeVelde. That’s all they brought to the table. F—terrible.

STEPHEN: Man, looking at the their final results makes you vomit a bit in your mouth.  Some teams down here in the dregs we expected to suck, but what the hell is Liberty doing down here?  When did Heras forget how to ride?  They managed to make Euskatel look good.

Domina Vacanze:
GC: Scarponi (32, -1:03:01)/ 21st- -10:24:20 four finishers
PTS: Scarponi (19, 60)/ 17th- 119
DOTS: Simeoni (23, 25)/ 15th- 35)

JASON: Michele Scarponi did quite well, finishing a respectable 32nd, but he was their only finisher in the top 100. What will you remember about this team? Cipollini quit, and Fillippo Simeone got bullied by Lance Armstrong. Only 4 riders made it to Paris.  Yeah, that qualifies as a bad Tour. It’ll be another 5 years before the Tour invites another second tier Italian team.

STEPHEN: For years, we’ve railed about the Tour not letting in mid-level Italian teams while they stacked the field with French teams.  Um, nevermind.  This was beyond bad.  Scarponi was decent, but they will be remembered mainly for one of their riders getting bitched out by Lance.  Four riders in Paris?  That’s embarrassing.

posted by Stephen 1:34 PM

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Tour de France All-Star Team

GC men: 
JASON: Lance Armstrong (USA-USPS) and Andreas Kloden (Germany-Telekom)

Big surprise here. You’d have to be a moron to leave Lance off your team. Kloden was not a flashy competitor, only attacking once, but in a war of attrition survival is the key. His time trials were great, and he was excellent in the mountains. When he was dropped he was among the last to go.

STEPHEN: Lance Armstrong (USPS) and Thomas Voeckler (BLB)

You’re right, Lance is a no-brainer.  He’s really, really good.  The only real argument is how he ranks historically (still behind Eddie Merckx), and what else he can do.  Win seven?  Go for a double? 

Voeckler may have finished 18th overall, but he held the yellow jersey longer than we had any reason to suspect.  He showed just an amazing amount of grit, holding on to the lead which he knew that would not hold up.  In a race in which Lance won number six, Voeckler became the lead story.

 
Time Trialist:
JASON: Jan Ullrich (Germany-Telekom)

I thought Ullrich might struggle on the Alpe d’Huez time trial, but he proved me wrong. Yeah, Lance beat him by a lot, but he beat everyone by a lot. And Ullrich beat everyone else.

STEPHEN: Jan Ullrich (TMO)

Since Lance already has an all-star slot, I very well can’t put him on the team twice.  The only guy to even be on the same planet as Armstrong in the time trials was Ullrich.  But I almost gave Armstrong two slots.

 
Sprinter:
JASON: Robbie McEwen (Australia-Lotto) and Thor Hushovd (Norway-Credit Agricole)

Another big surprise. Zabel stayed in contention by being steady, and O’Grady exploded in two days, but McEwen and Hushovd were simply faster than anyone else in the race.

STEPHEN: Robbie McEwen (LOT) and Thor Hushovd (C.A.)

McEwen was just the strongest guy.  Lotto’s not the greatest team on earth, but they know their mission: lead out McEwen.  They do this reasonably well.  Hushovd, on the other hand, got spotty and disorganized help from his team.  Credit Agricole gave him nothing, and Hushovd looked like the strongest sprinter throughout the race, but he just didn’t get the support of Zabel and McEwen.  It cost him the Green Jersey.

 
Climber: 
JASON: Ivan Basso (Italy—CSC)

Yes, Virenque picked up the points no one cared about. Basso was the one man who could keep pace with Lance Armstrong. I’ll pick him.

STEPHEN: Ivan Basso (CSC)

We’re agreeing far too much.  Basso took Lance to the line several times, and he was definitely the best mortal climbing the mountains.  Did you also see that the Tour awarded Virenque the Most Aggressive rider award?  If picking up uncontested cheap points counts as aggressive… then, yeah.  Since Piil didn’t finish, he was ineligible for this award, so how about the organizers throw Voeckler a bone?  Or Tom Boonen, winner of two stages?  Or Jerome Pineau, who authored several breaks?  Or give Rabobank something, what about Rasmussen?  There are other Frenchmen they could’ve handed this thing to.

 
Domestiques:
JASON: Floyd Landis (USA-USPS), George Hincapie (USA-USPS), Jacob Piil (Denmark-CSC).

I’ll take Landis as my mountain domestique, and what an unlikely candidate. Now, you can make a case for Jose Azevedo, but after the week Landis had, I can’t deny him. After all, he did drop Azevedo, and he beat him in the time trial. Sure, Azevedo is a better climber than Landis, but since I’m awarding them for what they did over the last 3 weeks. In third week, when Azevedo’s legs were weary, Landis stepped up to fill the void. That’s greatness in a domestique. Not only does he do his job, but he takes on another’s when he’s having trouble.

George Hincapie has grown into a pretty good mountain climber. But if I need a man to drive a peloton anywhere, mountains, flats, or cobblestones, I’ll take Hincapie.

Jacob Piil. He busted a tendon and had to abandon, but I’ll pick him anyway. In the first week he was in almost every attack. He can lead out a sprint, he’ll pull in the mountains, and you know he’s itching to attack on command.

STEPHEN: Floyd Landis (USPS), Jakob Piil (CSC), Mickael Rasmussen (RAB)

If we were totally honest, we’d just give it to the whole Postal team, but Landis is my standard-bearer for all of them.  Azevedo came over and did what he’s supposed to do, and Hincapie has been Armstrong’s faithful sidekick for so long that its no longer noteworthy.  Landis, however, was a revelation this year.  He’s never been able to carry Lance for this long, and he picked up the slack when Azevedo slowed in the third week.  Simply put, an amazing job.

I thought about leaving Piil off because he didn’t finish the race, but come on, he was just all over the place in the first two weeks.  There’s no way I could leave him off.  I bumped Carlos Sastre, who did some heavy lifting for Basso.

Finally, we tend to focus on the domestiques of the podium guys, so I’d like to take the time to recognize the guy who did the hard work for Levi Leipheimer.  Rasmussen ended up third in the climbing standings, and during the epic stages, he was able to set a pace for Leipheimer, who had his first top ten finish.   

Other Awards
 
Best rider never mentioned during the Tour:
JASON: Oscar Pereiro Sio of Phonak. When Tyler Hamilton abandoned this team wasn’t left with much hope. It was hard to notice him hanging in the back of the elite group of climbers, but he was there. He finished 10th, and that should be good enough to get his name in the paper.

STEPHEN: Georg Totschnig (GST)

Seemingly always the last guy dropped, he was never a threat to win the race, but he ended up finishing 7th overall.  He had a consistent, unremarkable, and ultimately very successful Tour.

 
Best Stage
JASON: #13 to Plateau de Beille

Azevedo shredded the field for Lance, and Basso was the only one who could hang on. By the end of the day Armstrong had a comfortable lead on almost everyone. Stage 13 also had the best moment of the whole Tour. Despite being dropped repeatedly in the mountains, Thomas Voeckler just would not give up. In the final kilometer his manager rode up to him in the team car to tell him he had to cross in a couple minutes or he’d lose the race lead. A short while later he made the final turn, looked at the clock, and pumped his fist, knowing he had kept the yellow jersey. He knew he had no chance to win, but he defended that jersey like mad.

STEPHEN: Stage 16

Virenque and Rasmussen go out ahead of everybody, only to get swallowed up on the final climb.  It was the perfect stage: Virenque gets the climbing points and Lance gets the stage.  The group of ten riders that duked it out on the final climb was a who’s who of contenders, and that was when Armstrong decided to win this thing. 

Biggest disappointment
JASON: Tyler Hamilton’s abandon. We thought he would be a contender, but that crash took a lot out of him. He was weak on the first climb, and decided to go home once he realized he couldn’t win. Dishonorable mention to Roberto Heras and Iban Mayo.

STEPHEN: Iban Mayo

Hamilton hurt himself quite badly, and given that he’s never abandoned before, he’s earned the benefit of the doubt.  It’s a shame he got hurt, but at least he has an excuse.  So what the hell happened to Mayo?  This course was designed so he could beat Lance and he was down by half an hour before we even got to the mountains.  We thought he could then at least challenge for the dots, and he did no such thing.  He eventually abandoned because he was riding so poorly. 

 
Iron Man award
JASON: In the past Daniele Nardello and Tyler Hamilton earned the Iron Man award by finishing after horrible injuries. This year the award goes to a guy who couldn’t finish the Tour. Matthias Kessler of Telekom had a vicious crash into a wooden post. Though he had to abandon, he finished the stage with cracked ribs and a punctured lung. Dude, you could have died. Get into the ambulance.

STEPHEN: Kessler

We didn’t have the joy this year of watching a guy absolutely torture himself just to make it to Paris.  Any rider who finishes is a tough man, surviving inhuman punishment and enough scrapes and bruises to leave most of us in bed.  But Kessler’s crash was just brutal.  He didn’t finish the Tour, but just finishing the stage was unbelievable.  These guys are tough.

 
Anemic man award
JASON: It was fitting that Alessandro Petacchi and Mario Cipollini abandoned on the same day (amazingly before a mountain!).  We came, we saw, we went home.

STEPHEN: Alessandro “Abandon” Petacchi

When the mountains come into view, it’s time for Petacchi to throw in the towel.  If you’re not even gonna try to finish, why bother showing up?  At least Cipo’s finished this race before, and he’s an old man riding an almost ceremonial victory lap.  I’ll give him a pass.

 
Best quote
JASON: “The Vikings have returned to Brittany” Thor Hushovd after his stage 8 win.

STEPHEN: “No gifts.” Lance Armstrong, pretty much defining the way this Tour would go.

 
Biggest whiner
JASON: Axel Merckx complaining about Richard Virenque stealing stage 10, even though Merckx lost a 10 minute lead and finished 71st.

STEPHEN: Fillipo Simeoni

Yeah, it’s not fair that Lance rode your wheel so you couldn’t have a shot at the breakaway and a stage win.  But don’t make enemies with Lance and then bitch about it when he makes your life hell.  And it’s not just Lance who hates Simeoni, nobody went to the back of the peleton to talk with Simeoni.  You reap what you sow.  You start bad-mouthing the peleton, and they will enact revenge.

 
Funniest moment
JASON: When Lance Armstrong chased down Fillippo Simeoni in order to prevent him from staying in the breakaway and having a chance at a stage win. It must suck to be Simeoni.

STEPHEN: Thomas Voeckler demanding extra kisses on the podium.  Hey, the cycling babes are hot and Voeckler’s a hometown boy done good.  Give him that fourth kiss.

 
Best free agent
JASON: Vladimir Karpets is a future winner. Every single team should contact his agent tomorrow.
If you’re looking for a sprinter to win the green jersey in 2007, take Tom Boonen.
Telekom has Ullrich, Kloden, and Vinokourov. Someone’s going to have to leave the team.

STEPHEN: Sylvain Chavanel (domestique), Andreas Kloden (captain), Jean-Patrick Nazon (sprinter)

Chavanel put his personal goals on the shelf to help out the emergent Voeckler.  That’s what domestiques do.  He’s not good enough to win the Tour, so he can either ride out his career as the captain of a mid-level French team, or he can go help somebody like Basso win a Tour.

Telekom’s got Ullrich, Vino, and Kloden.  That’s three GC contenders.  There’s no way in hell they keep all three.  Who do you keep?  Ullrich is about to enter his decline, so personally I’d cut him loose, but that’s not a popular decision.  I’d want to keep Vino and Kloden, but I think they’ll retain Ullrich and Vino.  Kloden’s nobody’s domestique.  Not anymore.

And AG2R suddenly has two pretty good sprinters.  Nazon’s the better of the two, and with a really good team, he could contend for green.

I think QuickStep’s trying to become a top team, so they’ll throw money at Boonen, Rogers, and Virenque to stay.  That’s a good core.

 
Mr. Invisible
JASON: What happened to Brad McGee? Did he miss the memo that the Tour started? You’d think that he might try to defend his green jersey. He was almost 200 points behind McEwen.

STEPHEN: And it’s not like O’Grady was having a good Tour either.  Is there some Aussie holiday we missed?  But McGee was awful.  Also, what the hell happened to Heras?  A total non-factor.

 
Oh, and a special congratulations to Jimmy Casper of Cofidis.  He’s now finished dead last in two consecutive Tours, but at least he finished.  That’s something 42 riders who started this race cannot say.

posted by Stephen 4:03 PM

Sunday, July 25, 2004

Stage 20

How many?

photo from velonews.com


1) Be sure to check this page  Tuesday and Wednesday. We'll have more posts of TdF digest--an all star team, a team evaluation, and maybe some more stuff.

2) Congrats to Tom Boonen. In his first Tour he picked up two stage wins, including the big one on the Champs Elysees.

3) Robbie McEwen won the green jersey and Thor Hushovd was the runner up. They sparred over the intermediate sprints, but actually picked up equal points. In the first one, Hushovd had a perfect lead out from his team, but he was too busy looking back for McEwen to notice that Robbie had already passed him on the other side. In the second sprint, Hushovd shot out like a cannonball and McEwen couldn't keep his wheel. But in the final sprint to the finish line Hushovd made a bad turn around the corner, lost his position, and was out of the running. Green for McEwen.

4) Richard Virenque took home his 7th King of the Mountains competition, a record. Vladimir Karpets won the white jersey. Telekom won the team competition.

5) I love hearing my national anthem played in Paris.

6) You don't need me to tell you Lance won. He was amazingly dominant against a very deep field. Now, the guys at OLN (the Only Lance Network) are canonizing him, and that's fine, but let me bring up a few points. In 1964 Jacques Anquetil won his 5th Tour at a time when no one else had more than 3. Ten years later Eddy Merckx won his 5th, and it was obvious that he was the greatest cyclist ever because he was dominant in a way Anquetil couldn't have imagined. By 1985 Bernard Hinault had joined them, and just a decade later Indurain had won five in a row. Now, another decade later Lance Armstrong has passed them all. So maybe there is a pattern of a driven champion meeting the challenges of the greats, and maybe we will see someone match or top Armstrong. It's very hard to make meaningful comparisons over several decades, this much we can say--Lance Armstrong has won the Tour de France, arguably the most difficult sporting event in the world, more times than anyone ever. Records are made to be broken, and this one will take a minimum 7 years to break.

Al Trautwig has been asking everyone to put this into perspective, and that's why OLN is paying him, but we really can't. I think of it this way. I'm a pretty good athlete. I play soccer; I've run a few marathons, but it's not like I could have been a pro at anything.  While I can survive a 4 hour run in the middle of winter, I have trouble walking the next day, so I have a rough time understanding what it's like to ride a bike 6 hours a day for three weeks in July. And I didn't even mention the mountains. So, as much as I think I know about the Tour, and as much as I appreciate the tremendous work of these athletes, they're on a level so far beyond what we are familiar with.

A year ago I tried to explain Lance's accomplishment of 5 consecutive wins by listing the men who had started and finished the same 5 Tours, 1999-2003. There were 10. So rather than try to tell you Lance is better than a guy who won a few decades ago, I'll re-visit the contempories.

How did the 10 iron men do in 2004? Massimiliano Lelli and Mario Aerts didn't start. Sebastien Hinault crashed and ended up in a hospital. Tyler Hamilton crashed, hurt his back, and couldn't go on. So who remains in this select group?

name (best finish, average finish)

Christophe Mengin (70, 91)
Erik Zabel (59, 82)
George Hincapie (33, 59)
Giuseppe Guerini (22, 38)
Francisco Mancebo (6, 12)
Lance Armstrong (1, 1)

There are only 6 human beings on the planet that have finished the last 6 Tours. Only two of them have ever finished in the top 20. But Lance has won all 6. Winning the Tour not only requires talent, but preparation, strategy, mental toughness, teammates, and there are many things outside of a rider's control, like crashes and illness. Simply put, Lance Armstrong towers above the finest athletes in the world. If you are I were to go riding with Mengin, we'd probably think he is a freak of nature.

That's what he thinks about Lance Armstrong. 






posted by Jason 11:16 PM

STAGE 20
 
Lance wins! 

OK, when I say Lance is slipping, I mean that he looks like a mortal out there.  He's still the best cyclist by a pretty wide margin.  It's not like his reign is gonna end tommorrow, it's just that we can finally see the end of it on the horizon.  and most of that is due to the incredible quality of riders coming up right now.  I would've loved to see Vinokourov in this race, but even without Vino, it's not impossible to imagine one of the younger riders beating Lance next year.

Is it likely?  No.  He's still the heavy favorite.  But he's only one year removed from only winning this race by a minute.  If they ride this thing again, does Mayo have such a miserable race?  Does Hamilton crash out again?  Does Vino stay home?  Lance won last year when everything went wrong, he won this year with everything going right.   He's dropping hints about retiring or at least trying other races.  The point is, he has nothing left to prove in France.  And Indurain seemed invincible too when it all came crashing down. 

But, yeah, I'm clutching at straws.  Lance is the Man. 

The last two stages of competitive racing brought the unspoken doping controversy to the forefront.  So let's talk about it.  The American media, which has been instrumental in creating this image of Saint Lance, has seemingly tired of the storyline and is now trying to push the Lance the Cheater story.    I don't think they are out to get Armstrong, it's just that there's only so many times you can write a column about a sport you don't understand which says: "Hey, there's this Texan who's really frickin' good."  And with the recent doping scandals in track and baseball, expanding it to cycling is a logical step.

Of course, the American media's about five years late on this story.  Hell, they are about four years late on the track story.  The key question is ultimately unaswerable: Is Lance doping?  The answer is: I don't know and neither do you.

So what do we know?  We know that cycling had a rampant drug problem just a few years ago.  Because of this, a black cloud of suspicion hangs over every rider.  It also means there's a lot of drug testing.  Lance may be the most tested athlete in the world, yet the accusations still just hang there.  Which pretty much means to me that no athlete should ever concede to a drug test to clear his or her name.  Because it won't work.  A positive test means that the sport is dirty and a negative test just means you're doing a good job of hiding that you're dirty.  It's a ridiculous standard and a game Lance, or any athlete, should not play.  You think I'm dirty?  Screw you. 

I call it the Bonds approach.

Actually, I like Lance the best when he's sniping at the media or enganging in petty feuds with anonymous riders.  It's those times that we deviate from the official St. Lance script that he becomes a really interesting guy.  What makes him so good is that he really can be a collossal prick.  He's arrogant, cocky, and unbelievably driven.  That's how he wins.  It's also why he'll make Simeoni's life hell or take cheap shots at Richard Virenque in the press room.  Because that's who he is.

Maybe he should give Barry Bonds a call.

 

 

posted by Stephen 9:05 PM

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